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I Have Some Theories

I occasionally see patterns in the search queries I find in my logs. Usually, there's some evidence that someone has come looking for something specific and tried getting to their results from a number of angles. Occasionally, though, coincidence throws together terms that make a much more interesting story:

#reqs	search term
2	power strip big adapters
2	twin towers
2	what can gay men stick up there butts?
2	muscleboy alessandro nivola

I can't decide which of those would be the best answer for the third one.